Just Can't Get Enough - Catch Up

We all have them. Those distractions that we delve into during procrastication. Some of mine come in the form of tweezers, #imgfave, and Twitter. Those which I'd like to share with you today come in the form of weekly sitcoms. Currently, I watch three shows religiously.

1. GIRLS

    2. Once Upon a Time

    3. The Vampire Diaries

I have wrecklessly hopped onto the bandwagon with absolutely no intention of getting off. Take me away, take me to your people, get me into that TV screen.

WARNING: WILL BE SPILLING SECRETS - VERY DEEP, VERY DARK ONES

If you enjoy either of these shows as much as I do, hooray - let's be friends. The point of this blog will be to catch you up if you have not seen the last episodes of each show.

GIRLS

So, Hannah's at work with Ray. It's beautiful and sunny outside, the customers are enjoying their lattes and Ray is glad that he's less of loser today because he is spending his time working - or so I'd assume. Anyhow, a man - a delicious, muscular, golden-haired, blue-eyed man - walks into the cafe and right up to Ray questioning why his garbage bin has been filled with Ray's garbage for the last few weeks. His demeanor is pleasant enough, he seems merely to want to know why this is happening and put a quiet and amiable end to it. Ray does not feel the same way. He flies off the handle completely and cusses off pretty, unknown, stranger in very unfriendly ways.

Pretty, stranger man leaves the shop demanding to have his garbage bin empty so that he can fill it with his own garbage. (LOL...thanks Dunham, what a scenario one might find themselves in). Hannah then runs after pretty boy and follows him to his house. She proceeds to knock on the door. He opens the door, invites her in, offers her some lemonade and she reveals it has been her that has been emptying Ray's garbage into his garbage bin -  for numerous reasons, none funny enough to even bother repeating to you. Then they have sex. Then they have sex again. And again, and again, and once more. Then she makes him beg her to stay the night, which shes does (blantantly gladly) and then they have sex again. He continues to melt us with his eyes and she continues to caress his completely hairless body.

This... This is he.



Hannah then realizes something she had not been aware of before. She wants to be happy. His kindness and friendship (and hanky panky) had demonstrated to her that she infact desired this happiness for herself. She delivers a shpiel about how she had always wanted to experience everything so that she may edit and convey the experience to others. But not anymore. His sexytime was so damn good that she became enlightened. Shit. Sorry, Hannah. Looks like everyone needs real love somtimes, too.



Once Upon a Time

Mr. Gold, Emma and Henry leave Storybrook together embarking on a journey in search of Rumple's lost son. Mr. Gold has serious travel anxiety. Back in Storybrook, Evil Queen Regina who has buddied up with hell-on-earth - her mother - wreaks havoc on the town by releasing a Giant human-hating captive. Snow, Charming and the Dwarves attempt to keep Anton the Giant at bay and away from the town. Anton is convinced Charming was the man that betrayed him years ago. We soon learn that man was Charming's twin brother, who had died eventually, years before. Eventually Snow and Charming work their way into Anton's heart as he realizes they are kind humans and nothing like Charming's evil twin. He softens and agrees to their terms of friendship.

Surprise! He has a magic bean on him, which when fully grown will lead to another realm. The looming  thought at the back of everyone's mind is what Cora could have intended by Anton's and Snow/Charming's meeting. She is a mastermind, after all, and would have foreseen this occurrence.   Ignoring the possibilities of disaster, they plant the bean and Anton, whose magic has worn off and is now human-sized, becomes a member of the Dwarf pack; inheriting the name "Tiny". Hooray... for now.

The Vampire Diaries

I'll keep this short. Everyone's still on the hunt for the cure. Klaus remains locked up under Bonnie's spell with Caroline and Tyler. Bonnie and Jeremy are captured by Shane. Damon captured by fifth member of Vampire Hunter familia. Elena calls Caroline and expresses the utter distress she feels now that Damon is lost. Caroline offers to help from home. Tyler finds Klaus' sword which would reveal the path to the vampire cure. The three "pals" figure out the encrypted message only to learn that there is just ONE CURE for vampirism. Klaus yells this out when Caroline is on the phone with Rebecca. Rebecca, at the time, was the only one with this knowledge. She tells Stefan, Stefan tells Elena. Eventually everyone knows there is only one cure. Somehow most of the crew makes it down into the cave where Silas is buried. Only Bonnie and Jeremy make it to his tomb - Shane has a broken leg; he's useless and they couldn't care less about his survival. Upon seeing the tiny box which holds the cure, they realize there must only be one dose. Bonnie also figures out the only way to loosen the stone-cold vampire's grip on the cure, is to wake him via blood-feeding. Then BAM!!

Catherine strikes again. Bonnie gets stabbed, so she's knocked out. Catherine grabs Jeremy's neck, bites it, and forces it over the frozen mouth of Silas. Silas wakes... Catherine grabs the cure and Silas snaps Jeremy's neck. Was Jeremy wearing the protective ring?? I cant' say I saw it - might have to re-watch the last five minutes of the show.

Peace. Love.